AISubs v3.7
I don't like girls, I'm gonna fall in love with them
The other day, I wanted to go on a trip alone in a quiet place, so I thought I'd go to Shikoku.
I got on the train and went there, but the atmosphere was dark and I was like, "Huh? Was it like this?"
As I was walking, I realized it was Shikoku.
What is that?
Toshimitsu's original song written and distributed by a music site.
There are mysterious customs in each industry,
especially in the YouTube industry,
such as reporting videos that are plagiarized.
There are a lot of them.
I thought couples would break up like this, but they didn't.
I bought a cat.
Looking at that, I thought,
I should do it, too.
Huh? You should do it, too?
It's not like you shouldn't do it.
I should do it, too.
That's how you feel.
So I'll tell you what real reporting is like.
Oh, that's heavy.
Yes.
So what is this Shibayu going to report?
Report?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, Shibayu-san,
reporting properly doesn't mean you won't do it.
Hey, stop it.
Stop it, stop it.
Everyone is sitting down like this.
Everyone is crying like this.
Hey, stop it!
Wow, I'm crying.
From now on,
only the thumbnail of the report video I made
will be shown to you guys.
And based on the atmosphere of the thumbnail,
you have to guess what I'm going to report.
So is it a crappy video?
Yes.
That was quick.
By the way, is the report video
true or is it a parallel world story?
Oh, it's fake.
I don't think it's a crappy video.
No, it's good.
It's good.
At least you can say it.
At night, it's good.
Why do you say that?
It's not good.
Whiteboard!
Whiteboard?
Whiteboard!
What?
Why are you answering?
If you're red, you're a voter.
If you're white, you're a student.
I don't need a voter.
Whiteboard
Okay, first question!
Here we go!
Here's the first question!
Oh!
This kind of...
Oh, it's inside.
Face.
Heavy.
His face is like a rock.
But you rode it five minutes ago.
Now?
No, but this...
It was in the car, wasn't it, Shibai-san?
I can't go back.
That's right, it was in the car.
In the final cut,
when you put the lower third in the middle,
the decal was there.
That's right.
I only use it from there.
That's because it was Tetsuya's first time.
"Okay, Nari." "Okay."
"If you're ready, Nari." "Okay."
Okay, Nari.
Since it was in the car,
he had an accident.
That's true, that's true.
Doesn't his face look a little too relaxed?
I think it'll be like this.
His face is finally relaxed,
so it doesn't feel like an emergency.
"Okay, Nari." "Okay."
He has acne.
Oh!
His presence is too little.
It's not easy to report like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
By the way, isn't Tetsuya close?
Oh.
Well, it's the opposite, if you ask me.
It's not close.
It's the opposite, if you ask me.
Which one?
I'll say eyebrow essay.
That's true, honestly.
My eyebrows look weird, Nari.
Your eyebrows were this thick.
Your eyebrows are thick, Shimei.
Everyone has a pretty good consideration, Nari.
Correct answer!
Yes!
Here is the correct answer!
I'm Shimei.
At this time,
I have a report for you.
Um...
I have a report for you.
Um...
One week,
Um...
It took me a week,
And I shot a report video,
But it wasn't interesting,
Eh?
Yes.
It wasn't interesting,
So,
Please,
let me,
delay it.
Hmm?
Eh?
Hmm?
- Wait, wait, wait. - The answer is...
I want to delay this video.
- But it's fictional. - It's not fiction.
- This is too funny. - Wait a minute.
Out of "There will be a lot of problems from now on,"
- the first question was "There are no problems from now on." - That's right.
There will be a lot of problems from now on.
- All of these are funny. - What?
This is a report.
This is the most reported one.
I was in a hurry and filmed it earlier.
- That's right. - "I was in a hurry and filmed it earlier."
I'm sorry, it's a shitty video.
I couldn't think of a shitty video, so I delayed it.
I'm sorry, I couldn't think of a shitty video, so I delayed it.
- This is day two. - Day two?
I'm happy.
- There are still things we can find in day nine. - That's right.
- We didn't do this. - That's right.
Until the next filming, let's skip!
- Day 2! - Ugh...
- What is it? - If you report something weird again, I'll kill you!
- What hobby is this? - If you say "day 3", it's "day 2" in the sun.
- Let's move on to Day 2! - Yes!
- What is it? - Day 2 is this!
- Hahaha! - Hey, wait a minute!
- You're filming here, aren't you? - Isn't your level too high?
- Didn't you say you reported it? - You said you have more family,
- and you're filming with a face like you were born, but you said you bought coins. - There are times like that.
- There aren't times like "I'm really married" or "I'm a baby". - There aren't.
- Seriously, there aren't. - Just say it normally.
- People say it like that, and you get used to it in the middle of the video, but you don't know how to say "carrot" from the beginning.
- That's right. - What is this?
- Hmm... - I don't know if you're really selling eggs or if you're buying a pocket wide pet.
- I don't know if you're looking at my background or not.
- You're taking a bath, aren't you? - That's true.
- I don't think taking a bath has anything to do with it. - It's done!
- Yes! - Jetsuya-san, are you ready? - Yes!
- The opposite of "I got a pet" is "I got a buyer". - Oh, I see.
- It's not a report like "I got a buyer because I got caught walking outside". - I see, I see.
- If you look at it from the pet side, it's a family. - That's right.
- Jetsuya is also starting his cat channel to make money in the first place. - I'm not saying I want money!
- Toshibetsu-san. - Yes!
- It may be the opposite of me. I've already been taken for granted.
- "Taraage-kun" is appearing. - "Taraage-kun"?
- Oh, normally... - Yes, it increases normally.
- It doesn't increase! - Oh, then it increased nicely.
- Yes! - "I got a buyer because I got caught walking outside".
- It's annoying! - It's really annoying!
- Is it "kama-kiri"? - "Kama-kiri"?
- Wow, it's annoying! - What's that?
- Is there an answer? - Alright! The answer is this!
- Hello. I'm "harabiro kama-kiri". - It's a normal voice.
- Every now and then, I have good news for you. - Wow, you're smart!
- My family has increased. - Your family has increased? - Yes.
- Three wireworms. - Oh!
- Two of them. - Oh!
- But now... - Oh!
- I have three more wireworms now. - Oh!
- My family has increased. - Oh!
- So... - Oh!
- Wireworms only live in water. - Oh!
- So I hope my family will flourish... - Oh!
- So I will jump into water now. - Oh!
- Oh!
- So we'll say goodbye now. - Oh!
- We'll say goodbye now. - Huh? They'll die, right?
Thank you for watching until now.
See you later.
Thank you for watching until now.
See you later.
- Which one?! - Why didn't I notice?!
- It's a hariganemushi, right? - I barely guessed it right!
You wanted to know about Kamakiri's origin, right?
Kamakiri, Mizuberi... Why didn't I know it was a hariganemushi?
Wow, you guessed it right!
- How frustrating! - It's frustrating. You got one right.
- Right? - Yeah.
- So that's how it is. - Yes.
Now that I see it, I don't know how you came up with the first question.
- Question 3! - Okay.
- What is it? - "Po"!
- "Po"?! - I knew it!
- What could it be?
You're the worst member. You bought a grassland, didn't you?
- "Floating"? - "Floating"?
- "Floating" or "big guy behind you"? - Which one is it?
- The one reporting is the person in the upper right, right? - Which one is it?! I don't know!
I don't know if you two are reporting, or if the person in the upper right is reporting.
- Okay. - Okay!
- Question 3! - Okay!
I'm confident about one thing.
"Orihime" and "Hikoboshi" go home every month.
- Huh? - Don't they go home every month?
- I don't know. - Show me the wall!
- We're between "Oronogawa" and "Hikoboshi", but every month they get really close. - Yeah.
- You misunderstood like me, didn't you? - I'm a misunderstanding wife of "Shimei".
- "Mesanari"! - "Mesanari".
- "Mesanari".
- I see. - That's bad.
- I don't think you're going to summon "Mesanari". - I'm scared of being kidnapped by "Mesanari".
- "Tetanari"! - I think I'm going to be kidnapped by aliens.
- Yeah, I think you're going to be kidnapped. - I see.
- The moment it went "tadaaan"! - I was waiting for the camera.
- The moment it went "tadaaan" and I was like "oh no, I think I'm going to be kidnapped by aliens"! - No, I think this is the worst.
- It could be fiction. - Yeah.
- "Tarototanari". - Okay, question 3. The answer is "Tetanari"!
- Good evening. I'm Shibata Karaage Couple. - Oh, you're a couple.
- We're filming a report video right now... - I'm shaking.
- Aren't you shaking? - We, Shibata Karaage Couple...
- Have to say goodbye. - We have to say goodbye.
Because I, Shibata, will be moving to a certain planet...
And we'll be in a long-distance relationship.
- So we have to say goodbye. - Shut up.
And the reason we're filming this video right now...
Is because the cattle mutilation from UFOs...
- Has begun and is currently... - Shut up!
- Has begun and is currently being pulled up. - Shut up!
Also, it looks like the UFO's output is a little weak...
- So it feels like we're a little late. - We're late?
- It's not going as planned. - Right now...
- We're in a situation of goodbye. - You're shaking like crazy.
Even if we say goodbye...
- We'll continue this channel... - You're shaking like crazy.
- We'll continue this channel as friends... - You're being detailed.
- Thank you in advance. - Thank you in advance.
- Are you going to continue this channel? - Yeah.
- You're being detailed. - Your output is weak.
- You're late. - Huh?
- It's not going! - It's not going!
- It's 0.5 points! - Wow!
- If it's a couple, it's a couple.
- Do you think it's really popular? - I don't know.
- You don't know? - Yeah.
- If it's an emergency report, it'll be a video like this. - "Wait! Don't do it!"
- This is the last one. - Oh!
- Come on! - Four is enough.
- No, four is enough. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Why? - Why did you count it as the first one?
- Here it is! - Hey!
- What's up with you? - What's going on with you?
- This is hot. - What's going on with you?
- It doesn't look like you've made up your mind. - What's up with you?
- Snow... - It's snowing.
- Huh? Zero? - Isn't "anatao" always first?
- Isn't it "kanashiru nihon ga ittai"? - Who's song is that?
- It's not "zero". - "Zero"?
- If it's "zero"... - I don't know. The next one is pretty far away.
- The next one is pretty far away. - He's not a genius.
- I feel like I'm being mislead by "enka". - "Enka" is popular.
- I'm sure "enko" is one of them.
- "moody" or "teo" doesn't seem to be out of date. - It's out of date.
- It's like "sui ni nanka ni hidari ni ukenagasanai koto ni shimashita". - That's too crazy!
- "migi ni mo ukenagasu"!
- "bongaku". "bongaku" means "music" and "kousei" means "dismissal".
- That's right. The number of members may increase. - I wonder if it's a normal YouTuber's decision.
- It's a decision, isn't it? - It's always like that.
- "mou yameru" or "yaru yameru". - "yaru yameru".
- I feel like "osharite" is a new decision, but it's never been "nigirippe".
- "nigirippe" is really out of date. - "nigirippe" is finally out of date.
- I don't have any other information. - You're holding a microphone.
- If you play it again, you won't be able to play the song.
- It's good, isn't it? - Okay, let's do it.
- I'm surprised. - I can't wait to watch the video.
- "tenki ripotaru ni tenshoku shimasu". - Oh, I see.
- That's just right. - It's not "te". It's a similar tendency, but it's simple.
- "regeri ni tenkoushimasu". - Oh, I see.
- "soshinari". - Okay, I'll say "jero".
- "jero wo koetakute kanashimi no nihonkai kara hokusoi no taiheiyou e".
- Why do you say "jero" when you've been to a long place?
- You're saying too much.
- Okay, let's play the song. - The answer is...
Hi!
Hi.
Happy birthday to you...
...master...
...Zero.
You're ugly!
But I'm angry!
Mikawa is...
As a singer...
As a team...
Hey, don't say anything!
- Hey, don't say anything! - Don't say anything!
- Don't write lyrics!
- I want to hear the lyrics, not this guy. - Yeah.
You're all good at talking but you're bad at teaching us lyrics.
- Let's listen to it. - Okay.
- ♪ - This is Jeno-san's song.
♪ With my own tears, will you continue to win?
I didn't attack you.
It's a good opportunity to be together.
We haven't fought each other.
We've been friends for a long time.
It's good to be able to tell each other how we feel and how we feel at this place.
♪ Even if you cut me off, I'll still go on ♪
♪ I know I'm not enough for you ♪
Thank you, master!
♪ Even if you cut me off, I'll still go on ♪
- I'm tired of listening to it. - I'm tired of listening to it.
Wait, I want you to listen to the song, too.
I turned up the volume.
- I can't hear anything he's saying. - I want to listen to the lyrics.
- Did you say "bounce off"?
- "Umibudou" - "Umibudou" is a song.
- This is already 0.7 points. - Wow!
- This is amazing. - I can't hear anything he's saying.
- You can tell it's "zero"? - Of course I can!
Isn't there a lyrics version?
The one where only "katsuji" pops up?
- Is there such a thing? - Is there?
♪ Even if you cut me off, I'll still go on ♪
♪ I know I'm not enough for you ♪
- I'm tired of listening to it. - I'm tired of listening to it.
♪ I'll sink deeper into your... ♪
- I'm tired of listening to it. - I'm tired of listening to it.
♪ I will burn you like fire... ♪
♪ While I drink up... ♪
♪ The flowers bloomed with my fallen tears... ♪
♪ The wrinkles on my mom's back... ♪
It won't even reach thousands of people's dreams, even if they disappear,
it'll still burst like a ruby,
even the stars in the galaxy are like rubies.
In the end, I'm just another coincidence.
Have you changed?
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
That's good!
It's a great song, "Umibudou" (sea grape)
It's going to be a hit.
I have no idea.
I'm a bit hooked on the performance.
If you're one of us, you can ask.
I want him on stage.
That mysterious look.
Do you know what it means?
Uh...
Gero (spit)
That's way too serious.
[The next day]
- I want to see Gero's live. - Me too.
- Can you go a day before? - That's too soon!
- Is it okay for it to be that short? - Oh no!
So, 0 points, 0.5 points, 0.7 points...
- Toshimitsu, report! - I want you to report.
- This is how you report, Nari. - Yeah, I want you to go this far.
- It's a little entertaining even if you open it up. I think it's fine like this. - Yeah.
- I think so too, Nari. - Yeah.
- Let's not do it. - Yeah.
- As a result... - See you in the next report.
Goodbye!